![]() ![]() ![]() TANAZ: "Astrid is a dumb little hoe with body betraying syndrome, how you gonna let Levi bully you and then get wet when he touched your RIBS. Here are her last reports before the incident: After 10 chapters of gruelling reading she demanded a D-N-F. My fellow correspondent and buddy reader Tanaz has unfortunately suffered the same fate as me. ![]() By chapter four I had to pause to compose myself because I laid there like. ME: Salty, wet tears of frustration accumulated. THE VIKINGS, THE NINJA TURTLES, AND MY BRAIN CELLS: Rolling in their graves right now. Even all the "buggers", "arseholes" and "shagging" did not make the writing sound even remotely British.Įdit 09.2022: The queen died today y'all and I know it's because she finally read Cruel King. The Queen would finally drop dead if she read this (long live her majesty). THE UNITED KINGDOM: Does not claim this book. That teenage little bitch thought too much of himself. HERO: lil boy needs an ass whooping.an ass flogging if you will. ![]() HEROINE: Her body seems to be in a never ending tingling state. I deserved every bit of pain I've felt while reading this book. This is what I get for craving a high school romance. I think it's about time we move past saying "DNF". ![]()
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